I dare someone to tell me that biscuits aren’t the greatest breakfast food ever created. 

thesickestjokes:

I’d like to thank the person who looked at a buzzing Bee-hive and thought:

“Those bastards are hiding something delicious in there I know it.”

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

Amen.

My Facebook feed is filled with pictures of all my “friends” graduating.

I knew I hated Facebook. 

It’s cold for the first time in forever so Stacey’s taking a half day and we’re going to snuggle in and watch Drop Dead Diva for the next couple hours. 

I love days like this.